Broken English Books official hat

The Broken English hat, or Broken English Books official hat. A rose by any other name… This one’s got a low profile with an adjustable strap and curved visor.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Head circumference: 20 ½″–21 ⅝″ (50.8 cm–53.3 cm)
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

Oh, you haven’t experienced the sheer coolness of the Broken English Books official hat yet? It’s not surprising, since only a select few with a discerning eye for fashion can appreciate its undeniable appeal. But let me tell you, once you put it on, you’ll feel like a part of an exclusive club that only the most stylish people are invited to.

I vividly remember the first time I donned this hat in public, and it was like I had stepped into my very own movie set. People couldn’t stop asking me where I got it and showering me with compliments. And who could blame them? The sleek design of the Broken English hat, complete with the sophisticated logo, is simply a cut above the rest.

But it’s not just the design that sets this hat apart – it’s the versatility. I’ve paired it with both casual and formal outfits, and it manages to elevate my entire look every single time. And let’s not forget about the quality. The stitching and materials used in crafting each hat are top-notch, and the comfort level is unparalleled.

I’ve even gone so far as to make the Broken English hat a staple in my wardrobe, and I can confidently say that it’s one of the best fashion decisions I’ve ever made. Trust me, once you become a part of the Broken English hat club, you’ll never look back. And don’t worry, I won’t judge you if you start using it as your signature accessory like I do.

Sure, at the end of the day, it’s just a hat. But when it comes to style, every little detail counts, and the Broken English hat is an accessory that will make you stand out from the crowd. So go ahead, treat yourself to the Broken English hat, and join the ranks of the truly fashionable. You won’t regret it. Broken English hat, Broken English hat, Broken English hat – it’s simply that good! But then again, you probably already knew that.

Disclaimer: To be fair, yes, it’s just a hat. But this is the page where I pitch it to you, so what did you expect me to say? Wear it and you’ll be a little safer from less sun exposure?