Here’s your cart being wheeled around, virtually, obviously. You’re nearing the self-checkout so please scan properly and don’t shoplift. No need to have your broken english productions cart pulled up by our undercover store detective and then we have to debate whether or not we call your parents.

Your cart is currently empty.

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So now that we’re here, if you’d prefer to go through a cashier, we’ll assume the computer is wearing a nametag and ready to wish you a nice day or evening in your preferred language. Let us know if you have any questions or queries.